1. Fact: Toothless is the cutest thing ever, don’t deny it. 

    Reblogged from: luvweirdos
  2. ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

    ultrafacts:

    panichristie:

    erisdogwood:

    ultrafacts:

    chocolatesprinklesroyale:

    ultrafacts:

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    Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

    I read that in a sarcastic voice

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    stop

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  3. http://floweringloyalty.tumblr.com/post/88719039739/psychosisbyosmosis-clara-stirred-as-she-felt-a

    psychosisbyosmosis:

    Clara stirred as she felt a cool hand on her face. She turned into it for it had been so long since she had felt her mother’s touch. The thought made everything inside of her still because her mother had not walked this plane for the last 5 years. She sluggishly tried to…

    She blinked as the woman’s face and voice came into focus.  Then the scent of bread registered and it was all she could do to keep from scarfing it down like a mangy stray in front of such a fine lady.  She desparately wanted to chase the crumbs from her shirt, but her pride would not let her.  Feeling steadier, she rose and looked the woman in the eye before bowing her head.  “My thanks and my debt, fair lady.”

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  4. readbooksandfallinlove:

So true!
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  5. loki-cat:

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  6. imminentlyginger:

    jkimisyellow:

    caughthesnitch:

    Bonus:

    harritude

    those few times when book Harry the sass master got through

    Reblogged from: lucifersrise
  7. fivebyfreakingfive:

    doc—rokstar:

    avatartagg:

    gallifrey-feels:

    ibelieveitsanime:

    songofspoilers:

    gildatheplant:

    I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.

    WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY IN MY SHAKESPEARE CLASS. 

    If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

    During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

    Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

    Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

    If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

    That is all.

    THANK YOU! SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT IN WORDS FOR ME

    It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

    Here’s the full video: x

    Reblogging for: It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

    Reblogged from: lucifersrise
  8. pll-fan123:

    deanandsamwinchester:

    hiddlesadmirer:

    consultingwarlock:

    spaceboyfriendss:

    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

    I’m laughing to cover up how dead I am inside.

    unfair

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    DEAD

    Reblogged from: lucifersrise
  9. owlmylove:

    shslequius:

    "Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

    what have you done

    Reblogged from: zarhooie
  10. laurbz:

    whoinwhoville:

    allabitofablur:

    gallifrey-feels:

    becauseofdoctorwho:

    inowpronounceyouratandbow:

    thesometimeswarrior:

    evansy:

    Done.

    #IF RORY WILLIAMS WAS ALIVE DURING WORLD WAR II THE WAR WOULD PROBABLY HAVE ENDED SOONER

    but he was:
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    Twice

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    So can we talk about the fact that that means there were 3 Rory’s in the world at the same time?

    Lucky Amy

    lucky world

    That last gif just made my life

    Reblogged from: lucifersrise
  11. Hugh Jackman Fought to Show You His Naked Ass

    branewurms:

    valeria2067:

    myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:

    I land back in 1973 - this is what the script says - I wake up next to a girl who I don’t remember, and I get out of bed wearing boxer shorts. I was like, ‘I don’t know about America, but in Australia if you’re next to a really good looking girl, you’re not getting out with boxer shorts on or briefs or anything.’ So yeah, I went commando. […]

    They bought a bright green sock for me to wear and I was like, this is kinda drawing more attention than less. They said no, we need bright green, like a green screen, so if you bend over or turn around, and we need to erase anything, we can. I said that’s even weirder. They said please put it on, but the end of the first take I was like ‘Ermm, it’s gone, I don’t know where it is.’”

    I just gonna leave this here

    Bless this man.

    I’M CRYING

    Reblogged from: defractum
  12. http://theavengersheadcanons.tumblr.com/post/88629663335/tonys-least-favorite-subject-in-school-was

    theavengersheadcanons:

    Tony’s least favorite subject in school was English, because unlike math equations and science formulas, literature is open to interpretation. So whenever they were discussing books in class and a student had a different idea of what the author was trying to say than Tony did, he’d start demanding…

    Reblogged from: theavengersheadcanons
  13. It might’ve only been a dream, but for awhile I had main character anime hair and it was awesome

  14. Courtesy Call

    psychosisbyosmosis:

    She tested the air once again to ensure she was still upwind and took a breath to steady herself. Her prey hopped along unaware of its imminent demise. She drew the arrow back and touched the fletching to her cheek. Her stomach protested its emptiness, loudly. The rabbit…

    Clara stirred as she felt a cool hand on her face.  She turned into it for it had been so long since she had felt her mother’s touch.  The thought made everything inside of her still because her mother had not walked this plane for the last 5 years.  She sluggishly tried to face the intruder and draw her weapons, but her hunger made her hands as uncoordinated as a newborn’s. 

    Reblogged from: floweringloyalty
  15. dressthesavage:

    looking up Catullus’ nasty poems about Julius Caesar

    and i find a wiki article about his poems arranged by ‘theme’

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    ….it’s not quite what i expected?? 

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    i’m pissing myself here, his poems are just too real 

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    CATULLUS, THE POET WE CAN ALL RELATE TO 

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